Greg Giraldo Quotes

I Think All Gay Guys Should Get Married. I Think They Should Have To Get Married. They Should Have To Adopt Kids Because, Actually, I'm Getting Tired Of Their Happy-go-lucky Lifestyle. I've Had It With Them Being All Happy And In Shape. I Could Look Good In Denim Short Shorts And Combat Boots, Too, If I Had All Day To Do Leg Presses At The Gym.

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