Steven Wright Quotes

I Saw A Close Friend Of Mine The Other Day ... He Said, "Stephen, Why Haven't You Called Me?" I Said, "I Can't Call Everyone I Want. My New Phone Has No Five On It." He Said, "How Long Have You Had It?" I Said, "I Don't Know ... My Calendar Has No Sevens On It."

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