Betty White Quotes

I Really Have To Thank Facebook ... I Didn't Know What Facebook Was, And Now That I Do Know What It Is, I Have To Say, It Sounds Like A Huge Waste Of Time. I Would Never Say The People On It Are Losers, But That's Only Because I'm Polite. People Say 'But Betty, Facebook Is A Great Way To Connect With Old Friends.' Well At My Age, If I Wanna Connect With Old Friends, I Need A Ouija Board. Needless To Say, We Didn't Have Facebook When I Was Growing Up. We Had Phonebook, But You Wouldn't Waste An Afternoon With It.

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