David Wong Quotes

I Picked Up The Phone And Dialed Up John On His Cell. One Ring, And Then-
"I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, VINNY!"
"John?"
"Oh, Dave. Sorry. I Had Been Having A Heated Argument Here On My Phone And Then I Hung Up In Disgust. Then When The Phone Rang I Just Assumed, Without Checking, That It Was The Person I Was Having An Argument With So I Just Blindly Shouted Insults Into The Phone. How Embarrassing."
"I'm Getting Sick Of That One, John.

David Wong Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone And Dialed Up John On His Cell. One Ring, And Then-i Told You To Leave

David Wong Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone And Dialed Up John On His Cell. One Ring, And Then-i Told You To Leave

David Wong Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone And Dialed Up John On His Cell. One Ring, And Then-i Told You To Leave

David Wong Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone And Dialed Up John On His Cell. One Ring, And Then-i Told You To Leave

David Wong Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone And Dialed Up John On His Cell. One Ring, And Then-i Told You To Leave

David Wong Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone And Dialed Up John On His Cell. One Ring, And Then-i Told You To Leave

David Wong Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone And Dialed Up John On His Cell. One Ring, And Then-i Told You To Leave

David Wong Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone And Dialed Up John On His Cell. One Ring, And Then-i Told You To Leave

David Wong Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone And Dialed Up John On His Cell. One Ring, And Then-i Told You To Leave

David Wong Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone And Dialed Up John On His Cell. One Ring, And Then-i Told You To Leave

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