John Goode Quotes
I Mean Honestly, Who Just Sits Around In A House With A Bunch Of Short Guys Waiting For Their Prince To Come? So Your Mom Is A Bitch And Wants To Kill You Because Her Mirror Told Her To? Cry Me A River Why Don't You? Your Big Plan Is Sitting Around Cleaning House Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop? And Speaking Of Shoes, Everyone Has Been Picked On By Mean Girls. You Do Not Wait For Some Old Lady To Pop In And Transmogrify Some Innocent Rodents Just So You Can Sneak In To A Dance Under False Pretenses. And Let's Say You Do Sneak In. For The Love Of All That Is Holy Take Your Mask Off And Look The Guy In The Face And Say. "Hi, I'm Cindy From Down The Street, I Have This Thing At Midnight. Can We Do Coffee Later?" This Nonsense With A Shoe And Searching The Entire Village For One Girl, It's Crap.
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