Jim Gaffigan Quotes
I Love The Impatience Of New York ... You Ever Had Somebody Not Ask You For Directions, But Demand Them? You're Just Innocently Walking Down The Street, You Hear A Horn, All Of A Sudden Some Guy's Like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!' ... You Know, Like You Were Supposed To Fax This Guy Directions. Suddenly, You're Wasting HIS Time.
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