David Sedaris Quotes

I Love Getting Attention, Just Like A Child Loves It, And It's Never Worn Off. So When People Say, Oh The Book Signings Go On, Why Would I Shoo Away Someone Who's Giving Me Attention? What Part Of Standing In Line For 10 Hours To Say How Much They Love You Is Bad To You?

David Sedaris Quotes: I Love Getting Attention, Just Like A Child Loves It, And It's Never Worn Off. So When People Say, Oh

David Sedaris Quotes: I Love Getting Attention, Just Like A Child Loves It, And It's Never Worn Off. So When People Say, Oh

David Sedaris Quotes: I Love Getting Attention, Just Like A Child Loves It, And It's Never Worn Off. So When People Say, Oh

David Sedaris Quotes: I Love Getting Attention, Just Like A Child Loves It, And It's Never Worn Off. So When People Say, Oh

David Sedaris Quotes: I Love Getting Attention, Just Like A Child Loves It, And It's Never Worn Off. So When People Say, Oh

David Sedaris Quotes: I Love Getting Attention, Just Like A Child Loves It, And It's Never Worn Off. So When People Say, Oh

David Sedaris Quotes: I Love Getting Attention, Just Like A Child Loves It, And It's Never Worn Off. So When People Say, Oh

David Sedaris Quotes: I Love Getting Attention, Just Like A Child Loves It, And It's Never Worn Off. So When People Say, Oh

David Sedaris Quotes: I Love Getting Attention, Just Like A Child Loves It, And It's Never Worn Off. So When People Say, Oh

David Sedaris Quotes: I Love Getting Attention, Just Like A Child Loves It, And It's Never Worn Off. So When People Say, Oh

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