Steven Wright Quotes

I Love Eating Chocolate Cake And Ice Cream After A Show. I Almost Justify It In My Mind As, 'You Were A Good Boy Onstage And You Did Your Show, So Now You Can Have Some Cake And Ice Cream.'

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