Louis C.K. Quotes

I Love Being White. Seriously, I Really Do. If You're Not White, Your Missing Out. 'Cuz This Shit Is Thoroughly Good. Let Me Clear This Up By The Way: I'm Not Saying White People Are Better. I'm Saying That BEING White Is Clearly Better. Who Could Even Argue? If It Was An Option I Would Re-up Every Year! 'Oh Yeah, I'll Take White Again. Absolutely.' Here's How Great It Is To Be White: If I Would Have A Time Machine I Could Go To Any Time And It Would Be Awesome When I Get There! That Is Exclusively A White Privilege! Black People Can't Fuck With Time Machines! .

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