Sarah Silverman Quotes

I Know I'm Not Funny. I Mean, Let's Face It, I'm No Groucho Marx. But If You're A Guy, And You're Watching Late Night Television, Are You Gonna Start Jacking Off To Groucho? I Don't Think So!

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