Lisa Kleypas Quotes
I Know. But I Hate Weddings."
"Because Of Darcy?"
"Because A Wedding Is A Ceremony Where A Symbolic Virgin Surrounded By Women In Ugly Dresses Marries A Hungover Groom Accompanied By
friends He Hasn't Seen In Years But Made Them Show Up Anyway. After That, There's A Reception Where The Guests Are Held Hostage For Two Hours With
nothing To Eat Except Lukewarm Chicken Winglets Or Those Weird Coated Almonds, And The DJ Tries To Brainwash Everyone Into Doing The Electric
slide And The Macarena, Which Some Drunk Idiots Always Go For. The Only Good Part About A Wedding Is The Free Booze."
"Can You Say That Again?" Sam Asked. "Because I Might Want To Write It Down And Use It As Part Of My Speech.
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