Christopher Titus Quotes

I Have Pictures Of My Daughter, In The Hospital, At Three Seconds, Six Seconds, Nine Seconds, And Then Fifteen Seconds, 'cause Dumbass Couldn't Get The Camera Ready Fast Enough. Yeah, Ha Ha Ha. She Wrote That In The Photo Album.

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Have Pictures Of My Daughter, In The Hospital, At Three Seconds, Six Seconds, Nine Seconds, And Then Fifteen Seconds,

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Have Pictures Of My Daughter, In The Hospital, At Three Seconds, Six Seconds, Nine Seconds, And Then Fifteen Seconds,

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Have Pictures Of My Daughter, In The Hospital, At Three Seconds, Six Seconds, Nine Seconds, And Then Fifteen Seconds,

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Have Pictures Of My Daughter, In The Hospital, At Three Seconds, Six Seconds, Nine Seconds, And Then Fifteen Seconds,

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Have Pictures Of My Daughter, In The Hospital, At Three Seconds, Six Seconds, Nine Seconds, And Then Fifteen Seconds,

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Have Pictures Of My Daughter, In The Hospital, At Three Seconds, Six Seconds, Nine Seconds, And Then Fifteen Seconds,

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Have Pictures Of My Daughter, In The Hospital, At Three Seconds, Six Seconds, Nine Seconds, And Then Fifteen Seconds,

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Have Pictures Of My Daughter, In The Hospital, At Three Seconds, Six Seconds, Nine Seconds, And Then Fifteen Seconds,

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Have Pictures Of My Daughter, In The Hospital, At Three Seconds, Six Seconds, Nine Seconds, And Then Fifteen Seconds,

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Have Pictures Of My Daughter, In The Hospital, At Three Seconds, Six Seconds, Nine Seconds, And Then Fifteen Seconds,

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