Sharon Weil Quotes

I Hate Spinach," The President Of The United States Blurted Out. "Not The Least Bit Sorry To See It Happen." He Spoke These Candid Words In A Hush-hush, Closed-door Meeting With A "special Advisor" From Agribusiness Giant, AgriNu. "Hate It." The President Went On, "You Know What Else I Hate? Peas. Despise Peas ... And There's So Many Of Them." Edwin Edwards (why Do Parents Do That?), Otherwise Known As Mr. Ed, Leaned Back With A Sly Smile. "What If I Told You There Was A Way To Get Rid Of Spinach? And Peas? And, At The Same Time, Break Open This Damned European Block To Our Special Genetically Modified Seeds, Allowing Us To Finally Take Control Of The World Market?" The President Settled Back In His Seat, Indicating For Him To Go On. Despite Not Liking Vegetables, The President Liked A Man With A Big Appetite.

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