Amy Schumer Quotes

I Hate False Advertising, Like 'Skittles: Taste The Rainbow.' No One's Ever Been Like, 'Rainbow, Right You Guys?' Or What's Reese's? 'There's No Wrong Way To Eat A Reese's.' Oh, Really? Tell That To My Uncle Who Used To Put Them In My Underwear. Alright, Maybe Your Uncles Didn't Love You.

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