Christopher Titus Quotes

I Got Divorced From My Wife On June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, Which Coincidentally, Was When My Wife Turned Into A Demon Spawned From Satan's Anus. But For Legal Reasons, I Have To Call Her, Kate.

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