J.D. Salinger Quotes

I Felt Like Praying Or Something, When I Was In Bed, But I Couldn't Do It. I Can't Always Pray When I Feel Like It. In The First Place, I'm Sort Of An Atheist. I Like Jesus And All, But I Don't Care Too Much For Most Of The Other Stuff In The Bible. Take The Disciples, For Instance. They Annoy The Hell Out Of Me, If You Want To Know The Truth. They Were All Right After Jesus Was Dead And All, But While He Was Alive, They Were About As Much Use To Him As A Hole In The Head. All They Did Was Keep Letting Him Down.

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