Craig Schaefer Quotes

I Explained Crime 101 To The Kid. "Guns Escalate Things. They're Only Good For Crowd Control. We're Going In After Closing Hours, So We Don't Need Crowd Control." "Yeah," Augie Said, "but What About Security? What If They Start Bustin' Caps?" Bustin' Caps. I Wondered How Many Hip-hop Posters He Had On His Bedroom Wall. "Site's Handled By Gold Star Security Northwest," I Explained. "They Don't Carry Guns, Just Tasers And Pepper Spray. They Also Make Thirteen Bucks An Hour, And Heroics Are Highly Discouraged In Their Training Manual. Their Standing Orders In Case Of A Burglary Are To Retreat To Safe Ground And Call The Real Cops. That Gives Us Plenty Of Time To Bug Out If We Get Spotted And Blow It." "Cool," Augie Said.

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