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I Endorse Only Products I Actually Use. Like Wheaties Keeps Offering Me Money, But I Don't Eat Wheaties, So I Can't Do It. Now, If Rice Krispies Or Frosted Flakes Offered Me A Deal, I'd Take It Right Away. Apple Jacks, I'd Be On The Box In A Heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.

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