Adam Ferrara Quotes

I Don't Think It's Fair - You Get Married, You Give Your Wife A Wedding Ring. I Think You Should Give Her A Mood Ring. Oh, It May Sound Crass, But Just Check The Color When You Come Home. 'Hi Honey. Infernal Red? Oh Boy, I Ain't Getting Laid, And I Gotta Cut The Lawn, I Know It.'

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