Karl Pilkington Quotes

I Don't Like Jellyfish, They're Not A Fish, They're Just A Blob.
They Don't Have Eyes, Fins Or Scales Like A Cod.
They Float About Blind, Stinging People In The Seas,
And No One Eats Jellyfish With Chips And Mushy Peas.
Get Rid Of 'em!

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