Lena Dunham Quotes

I Did Love Ben, In A Sense. Because He Cooked For Me. Because He Told Me That My Body Was Beautiful, Like A Renaissance Painting, Something I Badly Needed To Hear. Because His Stepmother Was The Same Age As Him, And That Is Really Sad. But I Also Didn't: Because His Vanity Drove Him To Wear Vintage Shoes That Gave Him Blisters. Because He Gave Me HPV. He Called Me Terrible Names When I Broke Up With Him For A Puerto Rican Named Joe With A Tattoo That Said Mom In Comic Sans. Admittedly, I Didn't Handle It Too Well Either When, Several Months Later, He Moved In With A Girl Who Taught Special-needs Preschool. I Didn't Utter The Words "I Love You" Again In A Romantic Context For More Than Two Years. Joe Turned Out To Consider Blow Jobs Misogynistic And Pretended His House Had Caught Fire Just To Get Out Of Plans.

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