Amy Schumer Quotes

I Can Stand Onstage All Night Talking To Thousands Of People About My Most Vulnerable And Private Feelings - Like My Thoughts On The Last Guy Who Was Inside Me, Or The Fact That I Eat Like The Glutton In The Movie Se7en When I'm Drunk. But I Really Don't Do As Well At Parties Or Gatherings Where I Feel Like I Am Obligated To Be More "social." Usually

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