David Sedaris Quotes

I Can Manage In A Restaurant, Take A Cab, And Even Make Small Talk With The Driver. "Do You Have Children?" I Ask. "Will You Take A Vacation This Year?" "Where To?" When He Turns It Around, As Japanese Cabdrivers Are Inclined To Do, I Tell Him That I Have Three Children, A Big Boy And Two Little Girls. If Pimsleur Included "I Am A Middle-aged Homosexual And Thus Make Do With A Niece I Never See And A Very Small Godson," I'd Say That. In The Meantime, I Work With What I Have.

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