Bill Engvall Quotes

I Called My Wife Up On The Cell Phone And Said Baby You Aint Gonna Believe This, I Go, We Just Hit A Deer With The Airplane. And There Was A Silence On The Other End Of The Line Followed By.. OH MY GOD.! Were You On The Ground? I Said Nope, Santa Was Makin One Last Run..

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