Bill Engvall Quotes

I Called My Pilot 2 Weeks Before I Flew And Asked Him, I Don't Want To Get Sick, What Should I Eat? He Said, Peanut Butter. I Said, If I Eat Peanut Butter Then I Won't Get Sick? He Said, No, But It Tastes The Same Comin' Up As It Does Goin' Down.

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