Steven Wright Quotes

I Bought My Brother Some Gift-wrap For Christmas. I Took It To The Gift Wrap Department And Told Them To Wrap It, But In A Different Print So He Would Know When To Stop Unwrapping.

Steven Wright Quotes: I Bought My Brother Some Gift-wrap For Christmas. I Took It To The Gift Wrap Department And Told Them To

Steven Wright Quotes: I Bought My Brother Some Gift-wrap For Christmas. I Took It To The Gift Wrap Department And Told Them To

Steven Wright Quotes: I Bought My Brother Some Gift-wrap For Christmas. I Took It To The Gift Wrap Department And Told Them To

Steven Wright Quotes: I Bought My Brother Some Gift-wrap For Christmas. I Took It To The Gift Wrap Department And Told Them To

Steven Wright Quotes: I Bought My Brother Some Gift-wrap For Christmas. I Took It To The Gift Wrap Department And Told Them To

Steven Wright Quotes: I Bought My Brother Some Gift-wrap For Christmas. I Took It To The Gift Wrap Department And Told Them To

Steven Wright Quotes: I Bought My Brother Some Gift-wrap For Christmas. I Took It To The Gift Wrap Department And Told Them To

Steven Wright Quotes: I Bought My Brother Some Gift-wrap For Christmas. I Took It To The Gift Wrap Department And Told Them To

Steven Wright Quotes: I Bought My Brother Some Gift-wrap For Christmas. I Took It To The Gift Wrap Department And Told Them To

Steven Wright Quotes: I Bought My Brother Some Gift-wrap For Christmas. I Took It To The Gift Wrap Department And Told Them To

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