Emma Chase Quotes

I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS, But Lots Of Guys Have A Thing For Ariel. You Know, From The Little Mermaid? I've Never Been Into Her Myself, But I Can Understand The Attraction: She Fills Out Her Shells Nicely, She's A Redhead, And She Spends Most Of The Movie Unable To Speak.
In Light Of This, I'm Not Too Disturbed About The Semi I'm Sporting While Watching Beauty And The Beast - Part Of The Homework Erin Gave Me. I Like Belle. She's Hot. Well ... For A Cartoon, Anyway. She Reminds Me Of Kate. She's Resourceful. Smart. And She Doesn't Take Any Shit From The Beast Or That Douchebag With The Freakishly Large Arms.
I Stare At The Television As Belle Bends Over To Feed A Bird. Then I Lean Forward, Hoping For A Nice Cleavage Shot ...
I'm Going To Hell, Aren't I?

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