Sarah Vowell Quotes

I Am Not A Bed-and Breakfast Person. I Understand Why Other People Would Want To Stay In B&Bs. They're Pretty. They're Personal. They're "quaint," A Polite Way Of Saying "no TV." They Are "romantic," I.e., Every Object Large Enough For A Flower To Be Printed On It Is Going To Have A Flower Printed On It. They're "cozy," Meaning That A Guest Has To Keep Her Belongings On The Floor Because Every Conceivable Flat Surface Is Covered In Knickknacks, Except For The One Knickknack She Longs For, A Remote Control.

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