Greg Behrendt Quotes

I Always Say That I Love Magic But I Hate Magicians. I Like Being Fooled. If You Wave Your Hands In Front Of My Face And I Think You're Doing A Trick, I'm Easily Impressed. If You Pull A Quarter Out Of My Ear, I'm Quite Certain You're A Wizard. But I Don't Like The Way Most Magicians Don't Act Like They're Magical; They Act Like Show Business Dicks.

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