John Green Quotes

I Almost Do. I'd Love To Live In His Musical Cartoon World, Where Witches Like Maura Get Vanquished With One Heroic Word, And All The Forest Creatures Are Happy When Two Gay Guys Walk Hand-in-hand Through The Meadow, And Gideon Is The Himbo Suitor You Know The Princess Can't Marry, Because Her Heart Belongs To The Beast. I'm Sure It's A Lovely World, Where These Things Happen. A Rich, Spoiled, Colorful World. Maybe One Day I'll Get To Visit, But I Doubt It. Worlds Like That Don't Tend To Issue Visas To Fuckups Like Me.

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