Steven Wright Quotes

Honestly, I Just Go To Restaurants To Eat So I Won't Die. If There Was A Pill I Could Take In January And Then I Wouldn't Have To Eat Again For The Rest Of The Year, I Would Take It. Of Course, I Wouldn't Want To Sacrifice My Chocolate Cake And Ice Cream.

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