Darynda Jones Quotes

Hey, Pumpkin Head," She Said, Her Ancient Smile Bright, Albeit Toothless. "I Heard You Stumble Your Way To The Bathroom, So I Figured I'd Earn My Keep And Make Us Some Coffee. Sure Looks Like You Could Use Some."
I Grimaced. "Really? How Sweet." Damn. Aunt Lillian Couldn't Really Make Coffee. I Sat At The Counter And Pretended To Drink A Cup.
"Is It Too Strong?" She Asked.
"No Way, Aunt Lil, You Make The Best."
Pretending To Drink Coffee Was Similar To Faking An Orgasm. Where In The Supernatural Afterlife Was The Fun In That?

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