Alexander McCall Smith Quotes

Hello, Honey," He Said. "You Are A Very Nice Fat Lady. I Like A Soft Mattress." She Drew In Her Breath. "Then Go Home And Lie Down On Your Bed," She Said. "Go Back To Your Wife. I Know Her, By The Way.

Alexander McCall Smith Quotes: Hello, Honey, He Said. You Are A Very Nice Fat Lady. I Like A Soft Mattress. She Drew In Her

Alexander McCall Smith Quotes: Hello, Honey, He Said. You Are A Very Nice Fat Lady. I Like A Soft Mattress. She Drew In Her

Alexander McCall Smith Quotes: Hello, Honey, He Said. You Are A Very Nice Fat Lady. I Like A Soft Mattress. She Drew In Her

Alexander McCall Smith Quotes: Hello, Honey, He Said. You Are A Very Nice Fat Lady. I Like A Soft Mattress. She Drew In Her

Alexander McCall Smith Quotes: Hello, Honey, He Said. You Are A Very Nice Fat Lady. I Like A Soft Mattress. She Drew In Her

Alexander McCall Smith Quotes: Hello, Honey, He Said. You Are A Very Nice Fat Lady. I Like A Soft Mattress. She Drew In Her

Alexander McCall Smith Quotes: Hello, Honey, He Said. You Are A Very Nice Fat Lady. I Like A Soft Mattress. She Drew In Her

Alexander McCall Smith Quotes: Hello, Honey, He Said. You Are A Very Nice Fat Lady. I Like A Soft Mattress. She Drew In Her

Alexander McCall Smith Quotes: Hello, Honey, He Said. You Are A Very Nice Fat Lady. I Like A Soft Mattress. She Drew In Her

Alexander McCall Smith Quotes: Hello, Honey, He Said. You Are A Very Nice Fat Lady. I Like A Soft Mattress. She Drew In Her

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