Richard Madeley Quotes & Sayings

Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!! — Richard Madeley

YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights? — Richard Madeley

When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe — Richard Madeley

WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying. — Richard Madeley

IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round ! — Richard Madeley

That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak. — Richard Madeley