Karl Pilkington Quotes

Had A Wee In The Amazon. Until Richard Told Me I Should Be Careful Because There Are Some Tiny Fish That Can Swim Up From The Water Through My Urine And Into My Knob! Is That How Amazing The Amazon Is? The Fish In There Would Really Rather Live In My Knob Than The River.

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