Tina Fey Quotes

Great. I Looked At The Two Identical Bottles Of Rug Detergent On The Back Porch. One Was New And Returnable. One Was Six Months Old And Half Empty. But Which Was Which? I Couldn't Tell! They Were Opaque. I Knew That Word Because I Was In The Gifted Program, But It Didn't Help Me In That Split Second ... I Would Never Be Placed In The Common Sense Program.

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