Janet Evanovich Quotes

Grandma Has A .45 Long Barrel That She Keeps Hidden From My Mother. She Got It From Her Friend Elsie, Who Picked It Up At A Yard Sale. Probably It Was In Grandma's Purse. Grandma Says It Gives The Bag Some Heft, In Case She Has To Beat Off A Mugger. This Might Be True, But I Think Mostly Grandma Likes Pretending She Is Clint Eastwood.

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