Tara Sivec Quotes

Give Me A Cat Over A Kid Any Day. You Can Open Up A Bag Of Meow Mix, Plop It Down On The Floor Next To A Bucket Of Water, Go On Vacation For A Week, And Come Home To An Animal That Is So Busy Licking It's Own Ass That It Has No Idea You Were Even Gone. You Can't Do That With A Kid. Well, I Guess You Could, But I'm Sure It's Frowned Upon In Most Circles. And If My Kid Could Lick His Own Ass, I'd Have Saved A Shit Load Of Money On Diapers, I Can Tell You That.

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