Steven Wright Quotes

George Carlin's Album, 'Class Clown,' Came Out When I Was In High School. I Memorized A Lot Of That Album. I'd Come Home From School, Put It On, And Listen Over And Over. I Started Memorizing It. I Don't Even Know Why. I Loved It So Much I Memorized It.

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