John Barnes Quotes

Fox News Gets To The Heart Of The Zombie Reagan Story:
Well, Jeremy, Of Course On Line Polls Are Not At All Scientific, In Fact They're Pretty Much Completely Bogus And In This Case It's One That Was Made Up On The Spot By A High School Student, But We All Know That Misleading Non-information Is Always Better Than Dead Air, So Here Goes. The Earliest Survey Taken Since The Rather Startling Resurrection Of The Former President Is Looking Awfully Good For The Challenger And Awfully Not Good For President Obama.

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