Andrew Shaffer Quotes

For The First Time Since He Showed Up In My Checkout Lane, I Let My Eyes Wander The Full Length Of His Body. The Bulge In His Running Down The Side Of His Pants Leg Is Quite Noticeable; Either He Has A Banana In His Pocket, Or He's Happy To See Me. Then I Notice A Similar Bulge Running Down The Side Of His Other Pants Leg. Either He Has Two Bananas In His Pockets, Or He Has Two Erections.

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