Elle Kennedy Quotes

For All His Manwhoring, The Guy Has A Strict Rule About Not Doing Freshmen. I'm Not Sure I Blame Him, Considering Our Little Stalker Incident At The Start Of The Year. Dean Had Hooked Up With A Freshman, Who, After One Night Of Exquisite Passion, Decided They Were Madly In Love. She Then Proceeded To Show Up At Our House At All Hours Of The Day And Night, Sometimes Wearing Clothes, Other Times Not Wearing Clothes, Usually Armed With Flowers And Love Letters And - My Personal Favorite - A Framed Photo Of Herself Wearing Dean's Hockey Jersey.

Sometimes When I'm Falling Asleep, I Can Still Hear Her Wailing Deeeeeeeeean Outside My Window.

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