Brittany Gibbons Quotes

First Things First, I'm Going To Tell You Why I'm Fat, Because I Actually Get This Question A Lot, Much In The Way People Are Asked How They Got Into Live-action Role Playing Or Funeral Home Cosmetology. The Answer I'd Like To Give To People Who Ask Me That Question Is That God Made Us All Different, And She Made Some People Round-shaped, Like Me, And Some People Asshole-shaped, Like You. Too Direct? Fine, Here's The Deal.

Most Kids Inherit Their Best Qualities From Their Parents. I Inherited Mental Illness And Fat Thighs. Oh, And Astigmatism And Course Body Hair.

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