George Carlin Quotes

Females Create Life, Males End It. War, Crime, Violence, Are Primarily Male Franchises. Man Shit. It's Nature's Supreme Joke.
Deep In The Womb, Men Start Out As The Good Thing, And Wind Up As The Crappy Thing. Not All Men. Just Enough. Just Enough To Fuck Things Up.

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