Daniel Tosh Quotes
Every Year On My Birthday I Get A Small Dash On My Inner Thigh Where My Balls Currently Hang. You Can't Tell Me That's Not Going To Be A Beautiful Work Of Art When It's Finished. My Grandkids Are Playing With My Balls, They Can't Figure It Out. They're Like, 'What Are These Things?' I'm Like, 'It's Your Future, Read The Chart.' They Don't Stop Growing; They're Like Earlobes. That Joke Was Inspired By A Door That Wasn't Locked When I Was 11.
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