Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Every Now And Then I'll Read A Book, I'll Be So Proud Of Myself, I'll Try And Squeeze It Into Conversation. People Will Be Like, "Hey Jim, How Ya Do-" "I Read A Book! Two Hundred And Fifty Pages!" "That's Great, What Was It About?" "No Idea! Took Me Three Years!"

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