Michael R. Burch Quotes

Donald Trump Really Is A Fan Of The Bible, Except That It's Far Too Long For Him To Read. So He Just Released A New, Improved Version, The Gospel According To Trump. It Reads: "I, Donald Trump, Am God. Praise, Worship, And Adore Me As I Do Myself. Then All Shall Be Great, As I Am Great. The End."

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