Daniel Tosh Quotes
Don't You Love It When People In School Are Like, "I'm A Bad Test Taker"? You Mean, You're Stupid. Oh, You Struggle With That Part Where We Find Out What You Know? Oh. No, No, I Can Totally Relate. See, Because I'm A Brilliant Painter, Minus My God-awful Brushstrokes. Oh, How The Masterpiece Is Crystal Up Here[points To Head], But Once Paint Hits Canvas, I Develop Parkinson's.
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