Aziz Ansari Quotes

Divorced And Living With An Iguana, Remarried With Iguana, Then Divorced With Seven Iguanas Because Your Iguana Obsession Ruined Your Relationship, And, Finally, Single With Six Iguanas (Arturo Was Sadly Run Over By An Ice Cream Truck).

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