Mike Birbiglia Quotes

Directing Your First Film Is Like Showing Up To The Field Trip In Seventh Grade, Getting On The Bus, And Making An Announcement, 'So Today I'm Driving The Bus.' And Everybody's Like, 'What?' And You're Like, 'I'm Gonna Drive The Bus.' And They're Like, 'But You Don't Know How To Drive The Bus.'

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